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S/Texting Mittns

Here’s the thing. Everybody on earth gets really mad when they are (they’re) wearing mittens and then they have to text their (their) friends. I needed to make s/texting mittns to save there/their/they’re/THR lives.

Zoe liked 'em

Zoe Liked ‘Em

OMG-ROFL-FLMAO zoe can text with her mittns

Beer (Vitamin R)

This is how I envision zoe’s victory dance for getting s/texting mittns

This is how I envision my victory dance for making zoe’s s/texting mittns. Hoopadoopaboopa.

 

To make the s/texting mittns, I used Kelley’s Mitten Class (http://www.knitpicks.com/tutorials/Kelleys_Mitten_Class__L10040901.html)

To do the thumbholes I made a button hole.  This youtube told me how (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY4vBzLo-Xs)

 

Paw-Print Hat

SWEET I MADE A HAT THAT WORKS ON ME

This is a dog hat. I am a dog in my soul and I am a human in my shell. Every hat I have made hasn’t really fit me so far…but this one does.

(Ernie is in my living room…this is the next thing he says out loud: What do I think of what? No, he invited me. I…it’s justlike…you know he didn’t invite me until like an hour before the party started. He’s just kinda disorganized.)

anywhoo.

This is how I imagine what my soul looks like

No matter what you say, this is the only EXISTING hat from Godric Gryffindor. He (I) made it something like 400 years ago (this month).

You will be punished if you disagree with me.

He (I) learned how to make pom-poms from an oracle (youtube). So he (I) made the most enormous pom-pom in EXISTENCE.

Itty Bitty Cable Hat

Made this hat and it is my first attempt at a cable thing.

It got really little when I made it and now it only fits babies. Babies wear it all the time. Which makes sense, since it only fits babies.

 

me wearing too-little hat and running somewhere because it squished my head a lot.

 

Big Fat Scarff

This is the first thing I ever knitted. It was a scarf for Zoe. Used to crochet, but that was too alienly-strange and difficult.

now i can’t stop kNitTIng, it’s like the drugs of arts and crafts (see below…after big fat scarff)

big fat scarff

 

Knitting is drugs in disguise 

 

 

Missing: Floppy Baret

Missing: Floppy Baret

Not good quality

ugly

doesn’t fit heads

but magical

if found, make it your best friend.

PLZ POST THIS AD ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND EVERYWHERER ON EARTH:

 

The first hat I made became lost at a New Year’s Eve party. I miss it because I gave it to Zoe and because it is ugly and endearing.

When you find it, there is a tiny chance you will know me. And in that case, you must take special care of this hat. It is a special hat.

Failure Mittens

HHHHHHOkay. So, I tried making these mittens. And I made one mitten (see below). Then I didn’t make another mitten. I learned that I didn’t do the thumb right and now, I can never go back. As Baba would say, “don’t look back.”

I am sad because I love the texture and girth of this mitten and oh-so-dearly wish I had another one, but wish they both had thumbs.

Maybe one day, the project will be revisited.

fail.

fail.

this is what I would be like if I had success mittens.